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  4. These are my ladies.

    These are my ladies.

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  12. ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that


This.

    ameliahidesthetardis:

    Screw that

    This.

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  13. shadowbird712:

petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
…
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?
AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?


This face demonstrates my feelings about trying to explain technology to my parents.

    shadowbird712:

    petitpanda:

    duckymonstah:

    shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

    postmortemtsarina:

    alexandraplumpkin:

    randomzodiac:

    cinnamonmuffins:

    kuvera:

    poke-problems:

    WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

    ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

    PLEASE DO HELP ME

    WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

    WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

    WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

    WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

    HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

    WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?

    WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?

    WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?

    WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

    OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE

    HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

    WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?

    AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?

    This face demonstrates my feelings about trying to explain technology to my parents.

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    3 months ago  /  33,222 notes  /  Source: pokemonscreenshots

  14. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real


Pikachu is so happy after!

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    gravity-loves-me:

    vulpixc0re:

    Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

    #okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

    if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

    Pikachu is so happy after!

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    4 months ago  /  128,500 notes  /  Source: vulpixwh0re